TRD's Ministry of Nonsense Launches ‘The Chaos Clock’—Time Is Now Officially Irrelevant

In an audacious move that has shocked even the most seasoned bureaucrats, TRD's Ministry of Nonsense has unveiled its latest creation: The Chaos Clock. This timepiece, designed to defy all conventional understanding of time, proudly features no hands, no numbers, and no discernible pattern. It simply spins, erratically, with an ever-changing display of bizarre symbols, creating a visual representation of time’s ultimate futility.

According to officials, the clock’s purpose is to remind citizens that time is a construct—a concept rooted in “the oppression of order” and “a failure of imagination.” Minister of Nonsense, Casio Z. Triber, who introduced the clock at a glittering, half-attended press conference, explained that the clock is “an embodiment of TRD’s philosophy: that the only meaningful moments are those unburdened by time’s tick-tock.” Critics, however, argue that the invention serves as a metaphor for the chaotic nature of TRD’s governance, where decisions are made in real-time without regard for consequences.

Citizens have already started to incorporate The Chaos Clock into their daily lives—though some claim they still prefer using more traditional clocks, just for a sense of reassurance. Nonetheless, The Chaos Clock is being displayed in public spaces, schools, and government buildings, with the slogan “Embrace the Absurdity” becoming TRD’s new unofficial motto.

In the words of one amused yet baffled bystander: “I looked at it for five minutes, but I didn’t know if it was noon or never.”